SO. I need to become more RANDOM!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I.
LOVE.
RUNE.
FACTORY!
Umm.......
Ok, Ima discuss PIZZA!
So.
Pizza is not my fav *Le gasp* coz I dont like cheese.
BUT!
I think pizza LOOKS cool.
Like so-
IT HAS A MOUSTACHE!
MWAHAHAHAAA!
Ok. So!
I need more Random Ideas. Pizzas with moutaches just aint gonna cut it, are they? :/ COMMENT WITH MORE RANDOMNESS!
PEEEEAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!